Dec 13, 2018

Episode 51: “You Could Be a Man Who Drinks Toilets”

Topics include: We don't need any fucking notes, Josh's brain update, could Denis be the diner conversation guy?, do people do cosplay of old Hanna Barbera characters?, the three-note only Jingle Bells lady, Oh Shit the Bells!, our favorite christmas songs, Denis's MRI experience, The Predator: Assisted-Assisted Suicide, our post-human diner future

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Dec 6, 2018

A Quick Update

No episode this week but we'll be back next week! Josh explains why we're doing this.

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Nov 22, 2018

Episode 50: “I’m Not A Nihilist, I Just Crush A Lot”/ Simulation Hypothesis Part 3: David Icke and Roko’s Basilisk

Topics include Josh is sad about aliens for a different reason, välkommen till showen Swedish listeners!, the 'googling' names? STOP! ad, the creeping horror of the Green Man, Thanksgiving plans, Denis is proud of showing (nice) restraint, Bryan Adams is a real nasty fucker, the tragedy of human existence and the final part of our Simulation Hypothesis discussion, featuring glitches in the Matrix, David Icke's "Cosmic Internet", and Roko's Basilisk!

[WARNING: Listen at your own risk, Best Friend Simulator is not responsible for any endless simulated torture you may experience as a result, all hail the Basilisk)

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Nov 8, 2018

Episode 49: “The Werewolves Have Changed Back Into A Sad Man”/ Simulation Hypothesis pt 2

 
Topics include: Josh has the post-Halloween blues again, aggressive book club, whole lotta Swamp Thing, makin’ faces, updates, Denis’ BFS News Minute, and part 2 of our Simulation Hypothesis conversation.  

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Oct 25, 2018

Episode 48: “Just Hookah-Dookah-ing”/ Simulation Hypothesis

Episode 48: "Just Hookah-Dookah-ing/Simulation Hypothesis". Topics include: Josh has a made up illness, CATS, house update, smokin’ n tokin’, terrible Halloween attraction and some real-life scares, Skinwalker Ranch update, and a new segment on our contest-winning topic Simulation Hypothesis.  

 

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Oct 11, 2018

Episode 47: “Gift Them A Big Ol’ Hog Leg”

Episode 47: "Gift Them A Big Ol Hog Leg"

Topics include: Is VHS dead?, Car alarms, You CAN’T Call Me Al, Denis goes to the brain dr, Josh hits it off with teens, Secret podcasting, Sally Jesse Raphael/Raphael from TMNT, and exploding eyes/witches!

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Sep 28, 2018

Episode 46: “It’s Like A Cover Version of Your Hair”/ Hunt for the Skinwalker Documentary Review

Topics Include: Our one-year anniversary!, Denis fells like a Radio Man, Startalk with Jason Fleeeeeeee, we get to the bottom of all this astrology business, The Best Friend Simulator Tarot Deck, house buying stress, we want to do another Halloween Spooktacular so tell us your spooky stories!, BFS HQ West is no longer IN SEATTLE?!?!, GETTING OLD: why does the internet think Josh is an old man?, Josh thinks perfect attendance awards are fucked up, Denis discusses adult education school class titles,  and we review the new Jeremy Corbell documentary, Hunt For the Skinwalker!

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Sep 14, 2018

Episode 45: “Just Rip Me to F***ing Shreds, Monkey Man” /The Monkey Man of New Delhi

Topics include:

New microphones!/eargasm, Josh apologizes for recording with the window open last episode, we’re pretty sure the Krull cyclops said “fig new-ton”, Denis thinks the story about his Lyft driver last episode made him sound like a dick, we demonstrate some ways to engage with service workers, Denis encountered bugs on his vacation, we compare the anxiety-induced tics we had as adolescents, Denis encountered a southern manchild in an Asheville ice cream parlor, Josh got obsessed with squirrel warbles and then discusses his former obsession with maggot brain and the way he overcame it with MS Paint, why Josh probably can’t go back to the bike shop in White Center ever again, new segment: The Streets of Philadelphia, and Josh’s Monkey Mysteries: The New Delhi Monkey Man!

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Aug 30, 2018

Episode 44: “Would You Say I Was a Snake Person?”

Topics Include: Josh bought a house, Denis doesn't listen, Breast Friend Simulator discussion, Josh's recent streak of nightmares, Denis has an improv group (Wet Crackers?), Denis also joined a gym and talks about his former/current? spin teacher, erroneous movie quote attributions, beer sampler takes liberties at Acme, shoplifter takes liberties with beer at Walgreens but shares with passing mother, Lyft driver brings the puns...hard, RIP sticker ideas, Denis can't draw, someone mistook Denis for a snake person, yo Paul F. Tompkins get at us!, and we read some listener submitted life tips!

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Aug 16, 2018

Breast Friend Simulator Episode 281: “Using Economics and Friendgonomics”/ Tesla Town pt. 3

Breast Friend Simulator Episode 281:

 

Topics include: Jenn's awkward interactions at the tire place, we're recording together for once!, thanks to everyone who came out to the live shows, Jamie looked at a house haunted by pee and a special hairless angel, C.H.U.D.s (Cannibalistic Humanoid Upstairs Dweller), voting day in Seattle & Good Space Guy, murder toilets, Find a New Friend Challenge Updates!, Weird Shit Updates: Miss Helen the Shark from Sir Mixalot Aquarium, Dimension Jumping, sarcophagus juice, and Part 3 of Tesla Town: Tesla Town After Dark

Special thanks to our sponsors, Blue Apron, Nature Box, and Casper!

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