Oct 11, 2018

Episode 47: “Gift Them A Big Ol’ Hog Leg”

Episode 47: "Gift Them A Big Ol Hog Leg"

Topics include: Is VHS dead?, Car alarms, You CAN’T Call Me Al, Denis goes to the brain dr, Josh hits it off with teens, Secret podcasting, Sally Jesse Raphael/Raphael from TMNT, and exploding eyes/witches!

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Sep 28, 2018

Episode 46: “It’s Like A Cover Version of Your Hair”/ Hunt for the Skinwalker Documentary Review

Topics Include: Our one-year anniversary!, Denis fells like a Radio Man, Startalk with Jason Fleeeeeeee, we get to the bottom of all this astrology business, The Best Friend Simulator Tarot Deck, house buying stress, we want to do another Halloween Spooktacular so tell us your spooky stories!, BFS HQ West is no longer IN SEATTLE?!?!, GETTING OLD: why does the internet think Josh is an old man?, Josh thinks perfect attendance awards are fucked up, Denis discusses adult education school class titles,  and we review the new Jeremy Corbell documentary, Hunt For the Skinwalker!

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Sep 14, 2018

Episode 45: “Just Rip Me to F***ing Shreds, Monkey Man” /The Monkey Man of New Delhi

Topics include:

New microphones!/eargasm, Josh apologizes for recording with the window open last episode, we’re pretty sure the Krull cyclops said “fig new-ton”, Denis thinks the story about his Lyft driver last episode made him sound like a dick, we demonstrate some ways to engage with service workers, Denis encountered bugs on his vacation, we compare the anxiety-induced tics we had as adolescents, Denis encountered a southern manchild in an Asheville ice cream parlor, Josh got obsessed with squirrel warbles and then discusses his former obsession with maggot brain and the way he overcame it with MS Paint, why Josh probably can’t go back to the bike shop in White Center ever again, new segment: The Streets of Philadelphia, and Josh’s Monkey Mysteries: The New Delhi Monkey Man!

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Aug 30, 2018

Episode 44: “Would You Say I Was a Snake Person?”

Topics Include: Josh bought a house, Denis doesn't listen, Breast Friend Simulator discussion, Josh's recent streak of nightmares, Denis has an improv group (Wet Crackers?), Denis also joined a gym and talks about his former/current? spin teacher, erroneous movie quote attributions, beer sampler takes liberties at Acme, shoplifter takes liberties with beer at Walgreens but shares with passing mother, Lyft driver brings the puns...hard, RIP sticker ideas, Denis can't draw, someone mistook Denis for a snake person, yo Paul F. Tompkins get at us!, and we read some listener submitted life tips!

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Aug 16, 2018

Breast Friend Simulator Episode 281: “Using Economics and Friendgonomics”/ Tesla Town pt. 3

Breast Friend Simulator Episode 281:

 

Topics include: Jenn's awkward interactions at the tire place, we're recording together for once!, thanks to everyone who came out to the live shows, Jamie looked at a house haunted by pee and a special hairless angel, C.H.U.D.s (Cannibalistic Humanoid Upstairs Dweller), voting day in Seattle & Good Space Guy, murder toilets, Find a New Friend Challenge Updates!, Weird Shit Updates: Miss Helen the Shark from Sir Mixalot Aquarium, Dimension Jumping, sarcophagus juice, and Part 3 of Tesla Town: Tesla Town After Dark

Special thanks to our sponsors, Blue Apron, Nature Box, and Casper!

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Aug 2, 2018

Episode 43: “This Isn’t How You Apologize”

Topics include: WE'RE BACK BABY!, Denis confronts Josh about getting too comfortable in his absence, Josh got into naps during the break, a great new tattoo idea, more getting nude in the bathroom discussion, Josh discovered the link between food and having energy during the break, Denis doesn't get pajamas, Denis turned into Bernie Mac for a second but you missed it, Denis has a temperature curse, Josh got sad thinking about the possible nonexistence of aliens, Denis did the dumbest thing he's ever done over break, ideal vacation spots, floatation tank plans, we announce the winner of the topics contest, and an announcement concerning a pending format change. Also send us your life tips!

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Jul 26, 2018

BFS Mixtape Vol. 2: The Music of the Satanic Panic

We're still not over the whole Satanic Panic thing even after covering it for multiple episodes. For the second volume of the BFS Mixtape series, Josh invited our friend Allen to join him in laying down his soul to the gods Rock 'n' Roll to play some choice jams from the Satanic Panic!

Tracklist:

  • Hells Bells - AC/DC
  • Into the Coven - Mercyful Fate
  • Possessed - Venom
  • The Number of the Beast - Iron Maiden
  • Better By You, Better Than Me - Judas Priest
  • Burn In Hell - Twisted Sister
  • Haunting the Chapel - Slayer
  • Holy Diver - Dio
  • Shout At the Devil - Mötley Crüe
  • Black Sabbath - Black Sabbath
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Jul 19, 2018

BFS Mixtape Vol. 1: Mopey Harrigans; or, Songs That Make Us Cry

If you're old like us, you probably had a best friend make you a mixtape when you were younger. As your simulated best friends, we went ahead and made you a brand new one! Back on episode 28 we discussed songs that made us cry. Now we're sharing some of those with you, the BFS Maniacs!

Tracklist:

1.   Adventures in Zoochosis - Propagandhi
2.   Without Love - Propagandhi
3.   A Picture Postcard - The Promise Ring
4.   Atlantic City - Bruce Springsteen
5.   Pints of Guiness Make You Strong - Against Me
6.   Philomena - Thin Lizzy
7.   Screwing Yer Courage - Team Dresch
8.   Sum and Substance - Assück
9.   Long Desert Train - Jason Molina
10. Plea From a Cat Named Virtute - The Weakerthans

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Jul 12, 2018

BFS Nuggets Vol. 2 (Episodes 10-14)

As our break continues we've selected some of our favorite nuggets from episodes 10-14! This is when we really seem to hit our stride, so there were a lot of funny bits to choose from in these episodes. Enjoy!
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Nuggets Include:

Ep 10: "Wind Beneath Wing" by Bette Middlers, New York City or: An Evening Salsa in the West

Ep 11: Switching over to a Magnus Archives Fancast, Bob Uecker death check, "Running Down A Dream" video analysis, Denis-Exclusive serial killer

Ep 12: Thankgiving Theodore, Listener mail about Josh's violent statments toward Denis, Jarry the Burnout Pants Designer decides to make proportionally huge clothing

Ep 13: Old guy renditions of popular songs, Murder Daddy, Mustache Daddy, that critically acclaimed episode of Frasier where that fuckin' dog bites off Nigel's butthole

Ep 14: Denis gets thirsty/Josh's Butt Talk, Sussquatch, -Denis and Josh exchange tender goodbyes Missing 411-style

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Jul 5, 2018

BFS Nuggets Vol. 1 (Ep. 0-9)

We hand-picked some of our favorite bits from the early days (i.e. last year) and compiled them here for you, the BFS maniacs! The sound quality is a little uneven because we didn't know what we were doing back then. Also lots of background noise because we were dumb and didn't close our windows!
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Nuggets Include:

Episode 0: our origin story, it's a shame what happened to John Debella, sexy secrets,
Episode 01: our cool brains
Episode 02: Denis didn't hate his voice and then recants, I HAVE CRY WHAT AM FRIEND, At War With Ants
Episode 03:"you made it nice for daddy"/"fuck you Brett Hull, you cherry picker", and other things we say to ourselves while alone
Episode 05:Southwark Post Office conversation style
Episode 07: Password problems/Barry the Password Manager
Spooktacular:"I thought for a second I was friends with Dracula"
Episode 08:"That's it, I'm throwing you to the goblins" and other stranger secrets, Soft Brain and Nasty Boy
Episode 09: Denis tries to help Josh with his post-Halloween blues, Christmas Ghouls
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